September 2009
22 posts
All that working out went out the window after I had cereal, cake, muesli bar, milk, cheese, bacon, bread, more cheese and more milk.
You don’t have to turn on the TV in UK to have drama and comedy.
NOW I know why people here drink like crazy.
British Lingo And Everything Else →
Kiasu people never leave empty handed. Kiasu and cheap people never spend to never leave empty handed.
I being under both categories, am proud to say to my fellow kiasu cheapos that I’ll be coming…
Chinese food in the UK is pretty Chinese. It actually surprised me that the food was pretty spicy.
You wouldn’t notice I cooked chicken rice till you see the chicken and the rice. It didn’t kill anyone though.
Everyone says they can’t sing. And then wins 1st prize when they join singing competitions. WHAT?
There’s no mamak at 2am but there’s always chips, fried chicken and ribs. Yes, ribs.
Cameron Highland type weather makes you emo. And then you start to sing aloud and get stares.
Sometimes I forget where I am and wonder where the heck all the orang putih are coming from.
UK is a dangerous place. Possum attack possum attack!
I wanna die like Keith Floyd. Marinated and stuffed.
I came, I saw and now I wanna go home.
The only Malaysian food I know how to cook is Maggi mee bought from Malaysia.
The only similarity between the US and the UK is the ‘U’.
My social switch just died. There’s only so many people you can meet in a week.
Cement glue turns your hair into a weapon.
The Oprah way of fixing things: “Everybody here gets a CAR!”
Because There Were Less Than 100 Entries →
I write crap but crap may not be a bad thing. People do enjoy watching crap shows and listening to crap songs right? READING some crap shouldn’t hurt… it may even be relaxing. For the brain. Or…
If eugenics became an “in” thing, would I be considered for sterilization?
I neither want my cup half empty nor half full. Spilling over please!
You don’t need cyberbullies to make you feel bad over the internet. The internet does it well on its own.